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Passed along by a friend:<\/p>\n

So, I get into my apartment last night and there’s a piece of paper laying on my floor that someone shoved under the door – see below.<\/span><\/p>\n

The guy who wrote the note, Watana, is the building manager and he’s kind of a wishy-washy little idiot. Apperently after a party, a friend of mine decided to to futz with the camera when he was in the elevator, leading the building manager, one Mr Watana, to leave the following under my door on Tuesday.<\/span> <\/p><\/blockquote>\n

\"you<\/a><\/p>\n

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